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Seiderkin
Seiderkin

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About Seiderkin
The fringe multimedia artist known as Eian Orange represents the apotheosis of all genuine assholes. He grew up on the streets of Little India, NJ and eventually went on to study at Feral Light University (1999) after graduating from his ministry at the Church of Latter Day Satanists (1995). Eian tends to plague the Internet with vigilant tenacity to his absurdist lexical ingenuity. Working packet in packet with a small research team (https://zenseiderz.org/) from around the globe towards the development and advancement of reverse engineered hand-held wetware devices for use in counter-population brainwave manipulation. Eian is also a some time contributor to President-elect Haywire's controversial website Trigger Warning (https://triggerwarning.us/) where he serves up the haps letting ya'lls know what time it is and whether savory or succulent, or bitter or sour you can be assured that Eian will deliver the finest verbiage in the Northern hemisphere.
Relationship status: Taken
Gender: Male
Interests and hobbie: ahayuasca slurpees, anontological conditioning, arid zone agorophobia, atavistic selv , bait and tackle flaming, bare-hands (magic)k, bicycle injuries, binge shrinking, black hole sowilo, blame israel, breaking hymens for giggleshits and greater invoking rituals, bullshit university, casino time-suspension phenomena, casketlife vomitparty punkrock, chaostafarianism, chia-pet indo, ciphoning kalas, coin my jolt!, cointel dissension, compulsive scrying, contract-killers in clown suits, counter-couture, crowleyite xtianity, curse the riaa, dead narcs, defying vulgar astrologies, deliberate refusal of truth, delusional extremeism, desecrating magickal literature, devious batchles, devouring fluff, diagnostic gematria calculations, dick in the bush, digitally-synthesized chemical-reactions, east-coast fuck-you, eat people not poultry, eidolon leeches, electronic resin, entheriogenick cocktails, enumerasciigilia, eq-aly, ethical cleansing, exploiting zionism, extemporaneous self-annihilation, eye decay
Turn Ons: Petite Gothy Brunettes with tattoos and piercings who wanna be humiliated w/ some light torture.
Turn Offs: People who worry overmuch about other people's good time.
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