The Andersons

"It seems you have been leading two lives, Mr. Anderson. One where you work in IT at a respectable company... And the other as a notorious pornography creator with your wife. One of these lives has a future; the other is totally awesome." - The Matrix. We're a young married couple exploring new sexual activities. My wife is quite shy and is convinced daily that the ghost of Stalin will wake up one day and say "let's surf pulsevault!" and immediately find her. This would result in us being sent to the Gulag of course, so we shall forever be mysteriously anonymous. Don't worry though - the face that is hidden is quite beautiful. That isn't just a husband's words for his wife, either. All the guys she "dates" can't stop looking either!