You know, there once was a time when a dirty old man or woman could go online and "run a batch off by hand" in peace and solitude. No social interaction, just pure unadulterated (although extremely adulterated) pornography.

Now, we have to speak to each other, and I admit sometimes it pretty cool too realise you're not alone in your desires and kinks. But you also have to deal with the "great unwashed", the person that wants to be social but lacks all of the required skills. You know, tact, manners, a sense of humor, somethng to say besides "how big are they/it?".

You know who you are. You're the one who goes out and sits alone and wonders why no one will shag you. It's because you can't function in the real world.

There are so many good and smart people, who serve themselves and humanity everyday, then go home and work one out. That's fine. I like to think of myself in that catagory, but not in the "This is it" spot.

Yes, if you've read my profile you know I do like sexual activity. But if I want to talk to you, I will talk to you. Which I suppose means that if others want to talk to you, they will as well.

I hope I have put this in as simple a language as possible and I hope you now understand.

If not, pack a bag, get on a plane and take a fucking vacation out of our lives!

The Rules:

If you send an add request you better have at least an avatar, or some of your own videos or photos you have uploaded. You gotta share and share alike.

If you haven't taken the time to write a profile, don't bother to add.