they just gotta be fuckin'
what happened to "keeping it in your pants." 
When did that stop being a thing?
Was there something I missed in the mail that everyone else got for membership? 
Why is everyone so horny??
Sarcasm aside
I know this is business for some people
to those who it is:
THANK YOU & I wish I could shake your hand 😉

Had a good day today! Lots of time out in the sunshine. Played some disc golf for the first time. I lost. So (being the sore loser that I am) had to take out my frustrations out on her as soon as we got back to my place.
Turns out there were no losers.

What a good day! Lots of time out in the sun. Played some disc golf for the first time. I lost..so I had to take my frustration out on her as soon as we made it back to the house. Turns out there were no losers.