I plant the kind of kiss
That wouldn't wake a baby
On the self same face
That wouldn't let me
And the street
Is singing with my feet
And dawn gives me
A shadow I know to be taller

Everything has changed

My sorry name
Has made it to graffiti
I was looking for
Someone to complete me
Not any more, dear
Everything has changed

We made the moon our mirrorball
The streets an empty stage
The city sirens violins
Everything has changed

So lift off love

We took the town to town last night
We kissed like we invented it
Now I know what every step is for
To lead me to your door
Know that while you
Everything has changed

We made the moon our mirrorball
The streets an empty stage
The city sirens violins
Everything has changed
So lift off love (down to you dear)

Thought I would leave this beautiful song as my Goodbye. I've been fighting illness for a while now and just lately Im losing that fight I'm afraid....and I am afraid. Thanks to all the friends I've made on here I'm going to miss the fun. Enjoy yourselves and be good to eachother. If you get a chance to listen to the song, hope you enjoy it as much as I do.

Take care,

Bob. x

Hello folks,

They say laughter is the best medicine, well that's just bullshit because what about penicillin? that's pretty good. Anyhooo, I had a chemotherapy induced idea recently.

Today I am officially announcing the Pulse Vault Awful Joke Competition 2008
Da da da daaahhh!
I mean it, anyone who reads this blog simply must not leave without telling me at least one bad joke. The most corny, the most stupid, the most sphincter looseningly bad...the better.

The prize (and I'm not kidding here) will be that the winning awful joke will be read by an actual professional comedian from British TV (don't worry, you'll all know him). I will record this on video and send it to the winner on their Pulse Vault channel. They can add it to their list and make it public then if they want. Winner will also be showered in glory here on my blog.

I'll leave this open for a while to hopefully get more responses. The entries will be whittled down to a list of 10 finalists who will be judged by an international committee (me here and my brother in Ireland) until a winner is chosen.

There are no rules or limitations. Enter as many times as you like, In any language you like I can speak four and I can get help with any others.
No subject is taboo.
EVERYBODY can enter, even people who were previously on my blocked list because they were horrible to me, are now off it. Tell your friends here too.
Everyone has at least ONE awful joke in them.

So, go for it Hubbers, show me what you got.

Lots o love
Fatbob. xxx

*Terms & Conditions apply, employees of Fatbob incorporated and their families may not enter, your home is at risk if you do not keep up repayments. C/O Fatbob Inc 2008*

A middle-aged woman is lying in bed reading peacefully when, all of a sudden, her husband bursts through the door with a sheep under his arm.

'You see?' he roars 'This is the dirty pig that I have to with when you're not in the mood for sex!!'

The wife doesn't bat an eyelid. She looks up from her book and simply says 'My dear, I think you'll find that's a sheep'

'Oh yeah?' says he 'I think you'll find, I was talking to the fuckin' sheep'

Life is a waste of time,

Time is a waste of your life,

Get wasted all the time,

And you'll have the time of your life!

Has anyone seen where I left my keys?
And don't say 'have you checked in the corner?' because I live in an igloo.

Doesn't anybody reply to messages or requests anymore?
Maybe it's my own fault for being a bit of a smart ass in my last Blog.
Just wondering.
Normal service shall resume shortly folks, smoke 'em if you got 'em in the meantime.

I swear this will be my final word on the subject. A few days after my last post, I had an idea (just the one, it was a full moon)
With the help of a girl from work for the pictures, I set up an another account. This time, you've guessed it, as a female.
Why didn't I think of it before? All the doors that were previously shut to me were now wide open.
I made sure to post the no males, no dicks rule in my profile and at one point I even left a comment for myself as Fatbob complaining about the restrictions.
The amount of friends I received was unreal....unfortunately so was the amount of times I was told how hard I was about to be fucked. Hmmm.
The point? I hear you ask.
The point was not to embarrass, annoy or to expose. The account is now gone by the way (ringing any bells yet?). It was just to prove how futile and pointless a ban on a site like this is, just get on with it and enjoy it for God's sake. Life's too short.

Shakespere (spelling) said 'What's in a name? Surely a rose by any other name would smell as sweet?'
I think if he was still around he might extend the sentiment to include avatars.

Next week: How to play pocket aces after the flop, and other life-changing mysteries.

Love to love ya babies, take care.

Well folks, I've been a member of this site now for exactly a month. I decided to take a little stock having reached this huge milestone. I hope I'm not getting too serious, but here's what I've noticed, for what it's worth.
It seems to be becoming more and more popular to exclude people from your profile or bar whole groups of people from viewing pages for the simplest of reasons. I see certain people actually celebrating the fact on their pages and in their blogs.
Fair enough, if somebody has been disgusting towards you (although how you'd notice on this site...) or offensive, then by all means ban THAT PERSON. That's what the facility is for.
Not here though, people will ban whole groups of people!!. I see profiles with NO MEN or GIRLS ONLY or NO DICK PICTURES.....well, I actually agree with that one, but this my friends is a slippery slope. How long before people are banned because of race or where they live or skin colour or language skills or spelling mistakes?( I'm fucked on at least two of those by the way)
This site is meant to be a place where like-minded people can blah blah blah, it's bad enough that people like to exclude and isolate and form little cliques in the real world, does it have to carry on to here?
Having said all that, I have met some fucking fucking COOL people while I've been here. So before you say it ( if you're that unhappy then why log on ) they are the reason I'm still a member and are well worth putting up with a few small minds for.......them and the filth of course.
Am I bugging you? I don't mean to bug ya..........ok Edge...........