Well, the afore-mentioned Cally blond with Wal-Mart boobs has not only blocked me, but has actually taken the time to add more pics about rednecks. *laughs* Like Cally has anything to offer except for liberals, gays, and actor/politicians, oh my.

High points of California living:

--forest-fire season
--Mud-slide season
--road-rage season
--earthquake season
--poor black communities wrecking their own stuff and beating up white people over court decisions
--Arnold Scwartzenegger giving public speeches to rally Callies and raise public moral
--and let's not forget some of the worst taxes in the nation to pay for the priveledge of putting up with that crap...

Seems to me that no one who lives there should be looking down on ANYONE.

But I'm just a 'redneck' with a 140 IQ, what do I know...? *laughs*

I saw this photo album on this very popular girl's profile today making fun of Southerners. Not that we Southerners aren't funny, but frankly, this girl was a self-righteous sort from the get-go. I guess she's let those boobs that she bought go to her head or something, or maybe it was the entourage of people laughing at the pics with her--few of whom were actually able to spell correctly in their comments. None of whom knew very much about rednecks in general.

Even more hilarious, one of the pics that she had labelled 'redneck limo' quite obviously had European plates on all the cars that could be seen. Oh, yeah, Baby, That's witty.

It's intellect on that level that generates 10,000 blond jokes a year...

Don't hate, Baby. Just keep right on teasing the morons with boob shots and they'll keep telling you that you're right, even if you're being a complete dumbass and making fun of something that you know nothing about.

Of course, to people that have some sense, you just look like a petty bitch, but what do you care? You have an entire GAGGLE of idiots that would follow your silicone sisters over a cliff, so life must be good....

*laughs at you*

In addition to laughing at the couple of hundred cock pics that I've gotten who wish to fuck me becuase they like my avatar tremendously, I can't help but be stunned at the cro-magnon level comments that I've seen made on some of the pics around here...

I'm a pornaholic, no doubt, but once you've seen a few thousand pussies, you've seen them all--after that it's simply a matter of what you're in the mood for. But it never ceases to amaze me how guys see a pic in some chick's--or dude's, for that matter--profile who is so VERY obviously NOT the person that made the profile, and begin talking that to it, and I quote:

"Hey bab, u r hot hit me up" *sure, she needs a guy that can't take the time to spell 'you' trying to satisfy her--nice try*

"I cum on your face bitch" *polite, origional, always fun at a bar mitzvah, there'a a winner*

"got msn I wanna fuck you" *if it's over msn, it's NOT fucking--it's not even in the BALLPARK with fucking*

*shakes head*

And THAT is why there are SOOOO many lesbians that refuse to give us the time of day anymore. For what it's worth, I agree with them--most of these idiots are too stupid to mess with. Even the smarter ones in the bunch do it. They've got pussy fever, and it apparently cuts off the flow of oxygen to the brain.

Grow up, you imbeciles, you're fucking it up for ALL of us...

Okay, so hot profile picture of my dream babe aside, it PLAINLY states beside the said picture that I am a DUDE, looking for WOMEN, so if you'd all please be so kind as to quit sending me friend's requests if all that you have as a profile pic is a cock shot.

Seriously, not only am I not interested, it's a little creepy...

So for all of you out there that are too stupid to READ the profile, then here's another waste of my time for your enjoyment.

But being a male chauvenist, this of course doesn't apply to hot lesbians--THEY are at the very least fun to watch. So please, hot lesbians, don't read my profile, just send the requests and I'll roleplay for your amusement... *laughs*

Thank you!