I hate when the title is like 'huge dildo in my ass' no sir thats a pencil

If you're reading this you failed no nut november

My prostate is the means of production and thus you must seize it

Here in this house we respect trans women and don't like them because of our creepy fetishes

I know everyone has kinks and I respect that but WHO THE FUCK LIKES SOUNDING????
What's the appeal of sticking something in your dick?
Nvm. Don't answer that.

Oh my god, We finally watched "Hello, Dolly!" And now the songs are stuck in my head U G H H 

Fellas, Is it gay to want to love and support your boyfriend through hardships and sadness?

I forgot which save file I was using on Skyrim so when I went into my house Lucia ran up to me and i just started screaming

I wanna live in the woods ._.

Politics are dumb. Lets elect a dildo to be a president. All it can do is vibrate and not be .

Oh yay. Allergy season has come upon me.
I don't even know what i'm fukin allergic to.