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OK, so... I dont know what the fuck to say in this web, but It seems funner than writing in some pesky Microsoft App. Last night I was jerkin' off to some hot vintage french porn my girlfriend recomended, when I realised that the future of literature is here, in pornsite's profile pages! I mean, in some decades we Humans will be connected to some kind of giant Pseudo-Skynet located in our houses. This super-computers (I hope they are super, 'cause my keyboard is having some lag issues just because I'm writng on this web) will be like individual sumo-sized servers, and will provide each human with a customized VR internet experience. Thus, all information and social interaction will be done on the Net; and we know which would be the most visited sites...
So, If pop culture is nowadays porn culture, why shouldnt we turn Liberal Arts (Literature, Pictoric Arts etc) into, well, Liberal Arts (Hope you got that joke, not sure of the IQ of Humanity,in general.). I know that look you're posing right now, but Henry Miller did it on the 30's, and now he is considered a genious. Fuck, I wish I wrote like Henry Miller; I wish I was Henry Miller.
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