- Seymore are you watching porn? - No mom -Answers - girl - yells his mom The why of why do you watch porn is possibly as simple as troublesome. Yes, it's fun, sexy and gives you ideas and yet, there's loooots of things with the same characteristics (I mean, one does not go on whackin off at iPads... right?... right?) The idea here is simple, we want to see. that's it, we can and we're going to (you probably are right now) but even if we didn't have pulsevault (¡all hail pulsevault!) we still would, hell, if we didn't anything than our little dirty imagination, would that stop us... has it ever? we have to celebrate the fact that, in our perfectly flawed human condition full of changes and ways of surprising us, one constant is our taste for the forbidden, the pleasure of seeking pleasure and the amazing beauty of sex in any of its (legal) forms. And we're here, celebrating the fact that we have our imagination along with an internet connnection, ready to encounter our desires expressed in such an amazing repetitive motion that releases everything, the simple taste of ourselvs, our bodies making the miracle of explosions within, happening in front of a screen. so, it goes that way: ¿why do we watch porn? because we like being humans