It's so bloody cold here. On the other hand, I worked out I could get my hand down my trousers earlier without loosening my belt and it's nice and warm down there. So if anyone wants to warm their hands...

Loads of spammy friend requests over the last couple days. STAHP IT PORNHUB.

I'd just like to point out that the blonde girl with the black knickers isn't me. I had bleached blonde hair for a bit in the eighties but until I went grey I had dark brown hair. I looked like a very rough version of Annie Lennox.