chris you have forsaken me the lord.......
Thou shalt be smited for thy sins

I made them attack you
Xoxo jesus

Youve been wanking again...
The chinese army are en route...
Theres notbing you can do...
Why chris why...
From jesus x

Cheesus
Jesus
Think about it

Chris i am moses jesuses mate as he is quite busy today. I see you have stopped wanking but that is not enough. You must seek any masturbators and hit them in the groin with a shovel
Lots of love
Moses x

Chris my son the Chinese are smart people u must tread lightly do a spin for each time u masterbait and you u will see the light if you require help then look no further yours truly jcs

I will try to stop them u have my word

DONT YOU GST IT CHRIS
THE CHINAMEN
FROM YOUR SPERM
YOU ARE THEKR FARTER
COULD YOU FIGHT THE. CHRJS
THEY CALL YOU CHRIS THE GREAT SPERMI ATOR WHO SHALL DESTROY THE WEST WITH HIS POWERFUL SPERM
PKEASE CHRIS STOP WANKING
xoxo jez christ

I have done spins as asked i can help take fight too the Chinese

WHY CHRIS WHY STOP WANKING PMEASE STOP THE CHINESE THEHRE COMING THEYRE ON THEJR WAY I CANT HOLD THEM IFF THE INVASION IS BDGINNING

Chris....... We warned you
China have your semen and a million chinamen will be ready to go by Saturday but you will not see them till monday as they get weekends off.
Oh god chris what have you done
FROM THE OFFICE OF J CHRIST ESQ.

Chris
Spin
Always spin
Everywhere you go you must alwayys be spinning
You spin me right round baby right round like a record baby right round round round
J christ

What would have me do lord

CHRIS WE DIDNT TELL YOU BECAUSE IT IS BETTER FOR YOU TO PURIFY YOUR OWN HEART BUT WE SEE YOU ARE STILL MASTURBATING.
CHRIS THE CHINESE GAIN STRENGTH WITH EVERY EJACULATION....... THEY HAVE YOU SURROUNDED. THEY TAKE EVERY SPERM AND GROW IT INTO A NEW CHINAMAN IN THE LAB WHERE THEY MADE COVID.
DO THE RIGHT THING CHRIS.

Its JESUS. DO NOT LISTEN TO MY FATHER THIS IS NOTHING TO DO WITH THE REDUCTION IN MY POCKET MONEY I AM JESUS I DO NOT NEED MONEY
WHAT I DO NEED IS YOU TO SPIN EVERYWHERE YOU GO. SPIN AS YOU WALK SPIN AS YOU TALK.
SPIN TO STOP THE SIN CHRIS
SPIN TO STOP THE SIN

Hi,
God here. Dont listen to jesus he is just being rebellious (i am his dad) he has no sway on the chinese but he is right you should stop masturbating as millions of sperm die every single time
Love from god xox💦💦💦💦💦😉
Ps do you want to know how to go to heaven👺🍑

Chris,
Do you regret your degeneracy? Do you wish to be saved? We have a mutual interest for I wish to save. I am as ever not believed, only you will understand. I am the second coming of Jesus and I need your help. If you do, I can get China off your back.
Think about it
With benevolence,
J. Christ
Xx

Chris,
We know what you did and hereby give notice that the government has approved your extradition to China. You will take part in a ceremony in which we remove your skin, before donating your organs. This is a great honour and it is mandatory. We are tracking your movements and will arrive randomly, please do not resist when this happens.
Thanks,
The Chinese Communist Party

Chris
This is the CCP, the chinese government
We have taken note of your depravity and hereby give notice that we are producing a news story about your proclivities and have set up cameras in your house