Well my dang wife an me done broke up because apparently my 2.5 inch wiener isn’t enough to satisfy her. But jokes on her because I carved my name on the inside of her no no square. If you ever eat a woman and see Peter Wuz Here on the inside just know who’s her man

My mean ass wife won’t have sex with me because the last time we had sex I told her to stick her pinky up my cutter and she got a little poopy on her and she’s acting like I stole some wheel chair shoes

My wife won’t give me any poon poon so I’m looking for some MILFs preferably some black ones because i want some Hershey nipples

Hey guys I’m back from the county jail because apparently you “CaNt bE nAKed aT tHe PLaYgRouNd”

Damn my wife has been neglecting me and I need some tiddy in my life, women out there pls send tiddy

My WeeWee is hard, pls help

Hey guys I just put some peanut butter on my PooPoo hole and I let my dog like it off and let’s just say I spit some mayonnaise on the floor 😉 don’t tell my wife about this one please guys

My wife said she wants to go eat sushi tomorrow but I told her if I wanted to eat raw fish I’d stay in bed with her

Me and my wife had sexual intercourse an hour ago and she wanted to try something new because I told her about my experience at the gym and while she was giving me a blow job she put her finger in my PooPoo hole and I got scared and I started to cry and I’ve been in the closet crying for about 45 minutes. She must be watching my sons graduation tape because her and my son have been in the same room clapping for 30-40 minutes

There is something that I learned today when I went to the gym, in the gym I have to change in front of other guys and I’m scared of that so I put my PeePee up my butthole because it got scared and I ended up nutting in my butthole and guys need to try this out
PeePee+Butthole=GoodTime