I will toast to that, and the rounds of Knob Creek are on me all night! Sounds like you have some douchecanoes that floated up the wrong stream, and even if they had a tiny leak, and their dick was just the size to plug that hole, they're ignorant ass would be  sitting in the mud 10 ft below the surface just because "fetish" is a turn-off , and if he would put his dingy in the dinghy, his sexuality might change, and the "little man in the boat" jokes would never stop. That was a bit harsh, but hey, you have a very respectable constitution, and what could've been a message with a very different tone(and it would be deserved!) your candor and grace while being very direct is spot on